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flapperorslapper:

Doctor Who rewritten- Sherlock Holmes as Rory and Amy’s childhood bf4e

Amy: Gay.
Rory: I’m not gay.
Sherlock: Straight.
Amy: What do you mean straight?
Sherlock: With that level of awkward around you?
Amy: Because he sometimes trips over his own legs and talks in a timid voice? Plenty of gay guys do that around me!
Sherlock: You’ll be a kiss-o-gram soon, or are already. The rules don’t apply; some gay guys will want to experiment. No, no. Rory has horny-for-a-Scottish-ginger eyelashes. Clear signs of wanting you to handcuff him around the wrists. Those tired-but-not-to-tired-for-female-sex nurse’s eyes. Then there’s his jumpers.
Amy: His jumpers?
Sherlock: Clearly below the fashionable gay dress code. Borderline hipster even. That plus the extremely suggestive fact that his banana has been standing up this whole time while around you, and I’d say you better snog him now and start preparing to screw each other in a bunk bed the night after your wedding in order to create Mels.

HORNY FOR A SCOTTISH GINGER EYELASHES.

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